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Originally Posted by georgepink Now I can truly die....having heard it all. You have actually managed to turn Duct Tape into a political conspiracy....democrats!  |
I didn't do anything ('cept maybe exaggerate a little):
From the Washington Post, 2/21/2003, p A25...
The GOP Home Shopping Network
That most lamentable duct tape suggestion last week by a Homeland Security official -- which drove countless panicked citizens out to buy the product -- has been widely derided as useless and pretty crazy.
But maybe not so crazy. Turns out that nearly half -- 46 percent to be precise -- of the duct tape sold in this country is manufactured by a company in Avon, Ohio. And the founder of that company, that would be Jack Kahl, gave how much to the Republican National Committee and other GOP committees in the 2000 election cycle? Would that be more than $100,000?
His son, John Kahl, who became CEO after his father stepped down shortly after the election, told CNBC last week that "we're seeing a doubling and tripling of our sales, particularly in certain metro markets and around the coasts and borders." The plant has "gone to a 24/7 operation, which is about a 40 percent increase" over this time last year, Kahl said. The company had more than $300 million in sales in 2001.
And Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge keeps pushing the product. "You may want to have a safe shelter for four or six hours," he told PBS's Jim Lehrer on Wednesday, "until . . . the chemical plume moves on." So "you may need that duct tape."
Even if you don't want to suffocate in a shelter, there are myriad uses for the sticky stuff. The March Consumer Reports on Health newsletter hails a new study "indicating that simply covering warts with duct tape . . . works significantly better than the common chemical freezing therapy. "It's worth trying," the newsletter says.
Clearly not useless. And crazy? Like a fox. Wonder who manufactures all that plastic sheeting. Quote:
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Originally Posted by Maddogmike Easy, George! if it wasn't for them 'dems, we wouldn't need a government! Capitalism would rule, welfare folks would go to work, and the illeg...er.. "undocumented residents" would be forced to look for work elsewhere |
Right! And our record-setting deficit would make the dollar valueless; and science class would teach creationism, alchemy & astrology instead of evolution, chemistry & astronomy (or at least they'd "let the kids choose"); and there'd be a proliferation of honest corporations like Enron & Tyco; and we'd cut our seniors & retirees loose; and the party of "small government" would get into your classroom, bedroom, uterus, house of worship, telephone line, and copy of the U.S. Constitution. Sounds like friggin' nirvana.
Just playing devil's advocate. If
anyone, be they Dem, Rep, Lib, Con, Green, Anarchist, or whatever, thinks their side has all the answers, they're nuts.
And back to the topic at hand, I think a wire coat hanger makes a groovy antenna. Hey, works great on my car! Why should a Treo be any different?
-K